smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud)

Goodnight and great love to you. We see the same stars.
George Mallory, from a letter to his wife Ruth during the 1921 Everest Reconnaissance Expedition (via larmoyante)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)

orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

(Source: bowlingforsoup)

They laugh until laughing makes them kiss.
They kiss until kissing makes them laugh.

Sarah Ruhl (The Clean House)

(Source: balloonist)

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

(Source: eiffeled)