nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people


I got my red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight. Done my hair up real big beauty queen style. High heels off, I’m feeling alive.

(Source: yourgirlcarmen)

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

  • Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me: Yeah sorry :/
  • Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*